Friday 13% Off Day
This is a proposal to all the stores in the world.
Let’s make Friday the 13th a day to get a flat 13%-Off-Everything-Day.
Friday the 13th has a bad wrap.
Is it a lucky day? Or…as many feel, is it doomsday?
The hell with it. Let’s just turn this day into a shameless shopping day,
and cast all bad omens away.
(Hmmm, sounds almost catchy.)